Monday, October 18, 2010

Does This Autospell Make My Fingers Look Fat?


I jumped into a Delorian and drove to 2010 and have recently become an owner of an iphone.

I have heard the iphone has some really useful apps. I wouldn't know about those. So far I have a sex predator locator (it's a laser that scans your retinas to see if you're a pervert...just kidding...it just looks to see who is registered in your neighborhood so you can go deliver jack-o-lanterns with a knives stuck in them with a sign that says "You".)

Also, Skeeball.

But I'm not so sure I love the texting. It's more to do with my chubby digits. Autospell has been working overtime. Calvin's name is autospelled as "Falcon" so we're going to probs going to just stick with that one. And Santaquin is autospelled as "Fantastic" so that's true.

Yesterday on a word it suggested "Himmler". Really. Right off the bat. Like typing in the name of Hitler's right hand man is soooo common. (Please it's really not, is it?) Well we're all goin' to hell. You too late night pumpkin recipients.

4 comments:

Shannon said...

I too hate texting with the iphone. It reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer dials a number and the operator message says "the fingers you have used are too fat to dial". That's my whole experience with the iphone. I've been doing finger pushups every day because I'm pretty self-concious about it. Just kidding. I've just been drowning my sorrows in bacon.

And for the record, every time I carve a pumpkin (or see one for that matter) I think of you and laugh.

ali said...

we've got fat digits over here too. tried the whole iphone texting and had to switch to blackberry. that's what I get for abandoning my awesome Boost mobil phone with buttons the size of chiclets.

teamBoo said...

My fave is when I type an "so..." and it automatically assumes I am trying to spell "sodomy"

I mean...get your freakin mind out of the gutter iPhone.

Liberty Tsighis, Liberty Interactive Marketing said...

um, who cares about your chub diggies...i just made an accident in my pants from laughing to hard at Falcon and your late night pumpkin recipients.

p.s. If I post this comment and you don't approve...am I banned from commenting?